Section 1.1: The Hallmarks of an Apple Fan

Apple aficionados are relatively easy to identify. If you’re already contemplating this list to gauge someone’s level of Apple loyalty, you’re on the right track. Keep in mind that this compilation isn’t exhaustive, and I recommend supplementing it with other resources for a well-rounded understanding of Apple fandom.

So, without further delay, here are the 18 traits of dedicated Apple fans.

1. They Defend the Magic Mouse Charging Method

   For those unaware, charging Apple’s classic mouse requires flipping it upside down to connect a Lightning cable, rendering it unusable during this time. Apple fans often argue, “Just charge it regularly; it’s not a big deal.”

2. They Don’t Realize AirPods Max Can’t Be Turned Off

   Apple’s over-ear noise-canceling headphones, while beautifully crafted, have one major flaw: they cannot be turned off. Fans will say, “You don’t need to turn them off! Just put them in their case, and they’ll go to sleep.”

3. They Think the Touch Bar Was a Great Idea

   Some individuals still reminisce fondly about the Touch Bar on MacBooks, despite its lack of utility. Apple fans often insist, “I used it for tons of things! It shouldn’t have been removed.”

4. They Believe All Products Should Come in White

   A memorable advertising campaign associated with the iPod sparked a yearning among fans for all Apple products to be available in white. They’ll often complain, “Why doesn’t it come in white? It would have been perfect!”

5. They Scoff at Android

   Many Apple users are quick to dismiss Android devices, despite the fact that many features debut on Android before arriving on iPhones. Fans retort, “Apple waits until they’ve perfected it!”

6. USB-C? No Big Deal

   Apple continues to cling to its proprietary charging port, even as competitors have switched to USB-C. Enthusiasts argue, “I have plenty of Lightning cables; why switch?”

7. They Own an 11-inch iPad Pro

   With a crowded iPad lineup, it can be confusing to choose the right model. However, Apple fans will assert, “The 11-inch iPad Pro is the best option available.”

8. They’re Willing to Pay More for Black Products

   Apple often charges extra for black versions of products, and fans don’t mind paying the premium, saying, “It just looks so much cooler in black!”

9. They Have a Physical Reaction to Windows

   Many Mac users have an aversion to Windows machines, often reacting with disgust when encountering one. Fans might exclaim, “Please, keep that away from me!”

10. They Don’t Notice the Notch

    Apple’s decision to cut out parts of displays for sensors and cameras has drawn criticism, yet true fans will say, “If you’re focused on the notch, you’re not working hard enough.”

11. “Leave the Dynamic Island Alone”

    Apple’s naming conventions can be amusing, and fans often rally behind the term “Dynamic Island,” claiming, “It’s so clever; no one else would think of this!”

12. They Loved Tim’s Generosity

    The controversial release of U2’s album on iTunes in 2014 was met with mixed reactions. True fans were thrilled, declaring, “I can’t believe it’s on all my devices!”

13. They Know What an iPod Hi-Fi Is

    Not everyone remembers Apple’s earlier ventures into audio, but fans are likely to own an iPod Hi-Fi, proudly saying, “Want to see mine?”

14. They Recognize the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh

    This limited-edition model from 1997 is a relic of Apple’s past that fans often recall, stating, “It was ahead of its time!”

15. They’re Obsessed with Apple Stickers

    Apple products often come with stickers, which fans treasure and get upset over if not delivered in the right colors, exclaiming, “Where are the International Orange stickers?”

16. They Fondly Remember the First Apple Watch

    The original Apple Watch was a blend of features that puzzled many, but fans will argue, “People didn’t understand it back then!”

17. They Miss the Butterfly Keyboard

    The butterfly keyboard was a source of frustration for many, but some fans still defend it, saying, “I loved typing on that!”

18. They Own an Apple Watch Ultra

    While the Apple Watch Ultra isn’t a necessity for most, fans will rave, “It’s perfect for my occasional 5K runs!”

As an Apple enthusiast, I find joy in the quirks and eccentricities that come with being part of this community. While Apple’s pricing can be steep, those of us who indulge in their products are part of a unique club that embraces the peculiarities and benefits of the Apple ecosystem.